My Job Interview

I went on an interview for a job and when the boss asked what I wanted for compensation I replied:

1. First, I would like huge commission on everything I sell and I want to see that percentage get far higher as I improve.

2. I expect to receive a matching bonus from those under me in the company.

3. I would also like the opportunity to earn a bonus check each month - just from the percentage of every sale of every bottle of the product.

4. I expect you to provide me with the very best websites and free online training plus leadership training in great places like Miami, Atlanta, ALL OVER the Country! And a cruise.

5. When I bring in and train any new sales people, I deserve to be compensated a percentage of their sales each month

6. I would like the opportunity to rapidly advance within the company.

7. When I do well, I expect LOTS of praise and recognition, plus free products, special awards, fabulous trips, and even cash bonuses!!

8. I would like my friends and family to work here.

9. By the way, I need to set my own schedule and work only when it suits me and my family. So… when can I start?

After the owner recovered from shock, he ROARED with laughter, “Man, you can’t be serious! You’re dreamin’!
You’ll never find an opportunity like that ANYWHERE!
And if you do…come back and get me cuz’ I want to work with you!”

So I gave him my Business Card.

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