Thursday, May 29, 2014

Know your team

7 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU DON'T WANT IN YOUR NETWORK

1. TIRE-KICKIN' TIMMY:

✔ Tire-Kickin' Timmy has an excuse for everything... With him on your team, you're bound to lose... Timmy will drain you of ALL of your energy and time.

2. PROCRASTINATING PATTY

✔ I'll do it tomorrow... I'll do it next week... I'm too busy... Sound familiar? Patty will drive you crazy and nothing will EVER get done... well... It'll get done tomorrow.

3. SPAMMY SPAMMINGTON

✔ Having one of these in your network will drown out all of your QUALITY contacts. How to spot a Spammy Spammington... easy, they'll have 1,000,000 links on their page, and be in your inbox spamming away..

4. TAGGING TYSON

✔ Tagging Tyson annoys all of his friends, thus he must live up to his name and laser-tag everyone, in every status, every picture, and especially anything that has to do with turning $20 into $1,000.00 everyday.

5. LOUDMOUTH LARRY

✔ "Larry o'er dere tellin' everybody business again." Please remove him/her from at any cost, you don't want this person as a friend, client, nor on your email list.

6. NAGGING NATASHA

✔ "Uhh... uhh... always complaining... Give this person the BOOT!! Or else they'll fill your life with so much drama you could write a sitcom... and most drama ONLY looks good on T.V.

7. EMOTIONAL EMMY

✔ There goes Emmy telling us about her horrible day... about her burnt popcorn... how her giraffe ate her homework, and how Elder Jammison peed in her oatmeal the week before... [DELETE]

It's about to be summer, rid yourself of these toxic characters, and you'll enjoy a summer full of joy, fun, happiness, and gratitude


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